askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

I bet I have better balance and coordination than you even when I’m drunk! It can’t be easy moving all that blubber around!

It’s easy to lug around when ya got muscle, not to mention ya don’t get pushed around half as often since ya weigh so much. I can take anyone with my size while all you could take is prolly yer average goombas an’ koopas.~

You can take other fat guys out? Big whoop! All it probably takes to beat one of you guys is to shove you over. You’re all so round, you probably can’t get back up without someone pullin’ ya up!

Me, though, I’m a real tough guy! I could take just about anyone, any where, at any time!

askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

askasledgebrother:

Stoppin’ bar fights an’ hearin’ the others make complete fools of themselves? Obviously yer idea of fun has absolutely no action in it! …And no hilarious stories either.

Nope, doesn’t sound all that fun to me. I don’t like stopping fights, I like startin’ them!

Yeah, an’ I bet ya like losin’ them too since ya don’t even know what yer doing while yer drunk! It’s more fun to know you can win thanks to havin’ coordination.~

I bet I have better balance and coordination than you even when I’m drunk! It can’t be easy moving all that blubber around!

askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

I thought you said you know how to have a good time! Ain’t nothing fun about babysitting while your friends get wasted.

Stoppin’ bar fights an’ hearin’ the others make complete fools of themselves? Obviously yer idea of fun has absolutely no action in it! …And no hilarious stories either.

Nope, doesn’t sound all that fun to me. I don’t like stopping fights, I like startin’ them!

askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

askasledgebrother:

That’s a big misunderstandin’ then, kid. Watch what ya say next time t’ avoid it.

Heh, there’re plenty a ways us Sledges have fun, but the one most entertainin’ t’ me happens to be goin’ out an’ havin’ a good drink… or stayin’ in and havin’ one. Either way drinkin’ is great fun!

Drinking? Heh, how much does it take for you to get a good buzz going? A guy your size is probably a bartender’s worst nightmare….

Quite a lot actually… or obviously really, whatever floats yer boat. I don’t like to really get that far into it though, just a few drinks and then I play that guy that makes sure nothin’ dumb happens to anyone.

I thought you said you know how to have a good time! Ain’t nothing fun about babysitting while your friends get wasted.

askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

I misunderstood ya, sheesh! I ain’t trying to be a “stick in the mud”….just show me how you guys have fun, forget I said anythin’.

That’s a big misunderstandin’ then, kid. Watch what ya say next time t’ avoid it.

Heh, there’re plenty a ways us Sledges have fun, but the one most entertainin’ t’ me happens to be goin’ out an’ havin’ a good drink… or stayin’ in and havin’ one. Either way drinkin’ is great fun!

Drinking? Heh, how much does it take for you to get a good buzz going? A guy your size is probably a bartender’s worst nightmare….

askasledgebrother:

I ain’t tryin’ to initiate you into nothin’! Why you gotta go and think I’m bein’ a bad guy here?

All you gotta do is stop bein’ such a stick in the mud, that should be an easy place to start.

I misunderstood ya, sheesh! I ain’t trying to be a “stick in the mud”….just show me how you guys have fun, forget I said anythin’.

askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

*He scoffs* I highly doubt you’re a fun guy, either! What’s your idea of a good time? Besides stomping, chucking hammers, and eating, I mean?

‘Ey, don’t knock the stompin’ around until you try it! But no, I got better ways of havin’ a good time than that, but I ain’t gonna tell you nothin’ unless you agree to come and join me in them!

And there you go, tryin’ to initiate me into your group again! Thought you said you wouldn’t do that!

Hmph….what exactly do I gotta do, anyway?

askasledgebrother:

Ah-ha… Yer lyin’ through yer teeth, you can’t be the funnest guy if your this serious all the time.

*He scoffs* I highly doubt you’re a fun guy, either! What’s your idea of a good time? Besides stomping, chucking hammers, and eating, I mean?

askasledgebrother:

Yer treatin’ this little meeting like it’s all official military stuff! You need to loosen up, or else you’ll never have any sort of symbolince of fun!

I know plenty about having fun! I’m one of the funnest guys on the force!

askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

Just ‘cause I’m giving you a second chance doesn’t mean we’re on a first name basis. I’m a big shot Hammer Bro, y’know? Just call me Captain.

Pfft, that ain’t much of a big shot rank ya got there, considerin’ I happen to be captain of th’ Sledge Brothers. Now come on, tell me yer name! Or do ya want me to call you whatever I want?

I prefer to be called by my title, thank you very much. I don’t need to have my authority disrespected with you calling me my real name!