The Hammer Brothers

askasledgebrother:

hammerbrothers:

*His eyes narrow in suspicion* So, you ain’t really up to anythin’? Well, I guess we could let bygones be bygones, then.

That’s a good guy! *A hand clapped the little koopa on the shell hard.* Y’know, with all the fun talkin’ we did I don’t right believe I ever got a name outta ya. What is it?

Just ‘cause I’m giving you a second chance doesn’t mean we’re on a first name basis. I’m a big shot Hammer Bro, y’know? Just call me Captain.

askasledgebrother replied to your post: Well now, how’s my favorite little group of…

Aww, an’ here I was hopin’ you’d forget about all that so we could start fresh! Ain’t no fun t’ stick to the past.

*His eyes narrow in suspicion* So, you ain’t really up to anythin’? Well, I guess we could let bygones be bygones, then.

Well now, how's my favorite little group of ball-peen chucker's doin'?

Ugh, not you again! I still haven’t forgotten about last time ya came around.

I’m keepin’ my ball-peen. And my decent waist-size! *He pats his stomach*

I'm pretty sure becoming hammer brothers is a result of long training, right? Sorry if I look dumb :(

Sure does! It takes a lot of skill, and years of grueling work!

'Ey, where are the others? I think we're missin' the guys with the boomerangs an' fire.

Haven’t seen ‘em!

'Ey dere little man, 'ow you been?

Pretty good, big guy.

merlintheredpanda:

hammerbrothers:

merlintheredpanda:

hammerbrothers:

merlintheredpanda:

hammerbrothers:

merlintheredpanda replied to your post: you guys are so buff.

Buff but tubby~

Way to ruin the moment! >:(

Sorry, but you do know I like your figure~

I know ya do. It’s just really frustrating, workin’ out all the time and not being able to get rid of this chub!

I think it’s supposed to be there…hammers are big weapons for big guys, y’know?~

I guess.

*Pokes your belly*Stop acting all sad~

*Scratches his belly where Morton poked it* I ain’t sad! I’m fine!

merlintheredpanda:

hammerbrothers:

merlintheredpanda:

hammerbrothers:

merlintheredpanda replied to your post: you guys are so buff.

Buff but tubby~

Way to ruin the moment! >:(

Sorry, but you do know I like your figure~

I know ya do. It’s just really frustrating, workin’ out all the time and not being able to get rid of this chub!

I think it’s supposed to be there…hammers are big weapons for big guys, y’know?~

I guess.

merlintheredpanda:

hammerbrothers:

merlintheredpanda replied to your post: you guys are so buff.

Buff but tubby~

Way to ruin the moment! >:(

Sorry, but you do know I like your figure~

I know ya do. It’s just really frustrating, workin’ out all the time and not being able to get rid of this chub!

merlintheredpanda replied to your post: you guys are so buff.

Buff but tubby~

Way to ruin the moment! >:(